Gee, I guess those 1998 Oval Office blowjobs weren’t such a
big thing, after all, huh? We had eight years of peace and prosperity under
Bill Clinton, but the Republican voters amongst us chose to focus on what had
happened to Li’l Bill when they went to the polls in November of 2000.
So much so that they voted against anything resembling a Democrat. At the time, that
was Al Gore, the outgoing 2-term vice president and, by many accounts, a very
active part of the leadership that shepherded this country through eight highly
prosperous years.
Instead, Republican voters listened to their beloved
hate-spewing conservative radio mouthpieces and voted in favor of a goober of a
governor whose credentials pretty much none of those Republican voters could
recite when asked. They were just pissed off about them dad-gum hummers and
that was all that mattered.
Well, here you go, Repubs. Take a good long look at that
picture above — it’s a screen grab from a news site yesterday — and ask
yourself which is more important now: sexual
impropriety or competent leadership?
Sorry. You’re about eight years too late. Take yer voting privileges seriously this time around, will ya?