Hey, is it just me or has the Secret Service lost a step or
two as they come down the home stretch of the Days of Dubya? Shoe Thrower Dude
maneuvers to within 10 feet of the Leader of the Free World (such as he is) and John Elways — not
one, but two — shoes at Dubya before he’s finally taken down by the security
detail.
Wow. Wasn’t that long ago if you so much as looked cross-eyed
at a U.S. president you’d be face down underneath about a dozen very large Secret
Service guys with a mouthful of floor.
OK, here’s the problem. Go back and take a look at that video.
Right between the first and second shoe… look closely… you can see a Secret
Service agent standing off to the side, staring at his watch.
“One month, five days, thirteen hours and six minutes and I
am the fuck outta here, bitches.
“Cannot b’lee Dumbass
Dubya wanted to come to Baghdad
“Jee-sus Cuh-rist, it’s 4:45 in the PM. Where is that early bird buffet them sumbitches promised us?
“Instead, I gotta go tackle some Dickies workboot-launchin’
muhfugger. And then fill out a shitload o’ paperwork before I can go back to
the hotel and get souced with the hot Army chicks we met last night. That is some
kinda fuuuuuuuucked up, man.
“Alright, I’m coming, I’m coming, dammit!!”
