Bud Light presents… Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Overly Critical Conservative Guy.
(Mr. Overly Critical Conservative Guy!)
You exist in a world where it’s strictly ‘us against them’…
(Conservatives ru-ule!)
and ‘them’ is always wrong.
(Liberals su-uck!)
Your selective memory allows you to criticize anything and everything…
(Why the hell isn’t the economy fi-ixed yet?)
while conveniently forgetting who created the problems in the first place.
(Dick-n-Dubya who-oo?!)
You listen to hours of conservative yak radio daily...
(Rush is my personal savior!)
and faithfully regurgitate every word without ever taking notes.
(Hannity, too-oo!)
The mere thought of a lady liberal with power…
(Hillary and Nan-say!)
can ruin an entire weekend checkers tournament at the Moose Lodge.
(I feel threatened by powerful women!)
And that’s especially true for the President himself.
(I know he forged his birth certificate!)
He doesn’t look like you… and that’s more than you can handle.
(Vote for Palin in 20-12!)
So smash open a bottle of ice cold Bud Light on the bumper of your jacked-up blacked-out domestic pickup.
(Foreign cars su-uck!)
Because thanks to you, Mr. Overly Critical Conservative Guy, conservatives are never wrong.
(Mr. Overly Critical Conservative Guy!)
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