Freaky news going on in the world, actually right here in California. Salinas, to be exact. That’s in central California, for the geographically impaired.
A couple was arrested a coupla months ago for trying to sell their 6-month-old baby to people in the parking lot of the local Walmart. Coupla meth-head types; she’s 20, he’s 38.
And here’s the kicker: they were asking $25 for the kid. Which is stupid, because any of those people who did wanna buy a baby, all they had to do was to walk right inside Walmart -- they got ‘em on sale for $14.95.
Oh, sure, it’ll probably be some inbred kid from Alabama, but still, you’re saving 10 bucks. Got ‘em right over by the NASCAR luggage.
People, you can’t out-white trash Walmart. They are a full-service retailer
