AND THIS INTERESTS ME WHY?

Ya know, Apple, I was just thinking: If you had some kind of special offers included in your eBlasts, I might actually be interested in buying some of your expensive booty as a present.

But to simply say that you have these products -- as if I didn't know they existed and for no savings whatsofucking ever -- I'm gonna pass and likely not buy anything Apple for the holidays and will possibly even unsubscribe from yer email list.

Something to consider, eh? But hey, that's just me talking. You know, the guy that has both an iMac and a Mac mini in his household along with TWO iPod Touches. Probably not exactly in your target demos.